#NASfacts

01 Our librarians usually don't last more than one year
02 The last minute "WHO GOT EXTRA TIE?!" on Monday morning(s)
03 When everyone first saw the NAS Friday shirt, their reaction in the hall was "FAIL"
03 Cinderella dress for girl who have short skirt
04 Having a Muslim rice stall selling Japanese food
05 More and more NASians turning into Christians
06 Only school that I know so far to have a biometric attendance taking
07 Shouting the name of someone when their crush was on stage
08 Taking forever to stand up before flag raising ceremony
09 During H1N1 period our ticket to school was a thermometer
10 Going to the bookshop to get NAS socks because you were caught wearing colored socks
11 Our stand-up-and-eat tables were torn down about a year after it was built
12 Whole school jeering whenever Cher Boon was up on stage
13 The time when Mr Hazmi scolded a student "I'll send you back to Thailand" during assembly via a microphone
14 Those China aunties working at NAS cafe always flirt with boys
15 Mr Thong's standard exam preparation ppt slides with the clock theme every year
16 "Exploring" the scenery outside the classroom when not listening to the teacher in class
17 Various routes to take if smuggling food/drinks back to class to avoid Mazlan
18 Bird flew into spinning fan and had it's leg chopped off
19 Referring Mazlan as "Mas Selamat"
20 We have our first time ever youngest Campus Superstar champion, Jarod Lee
21 Jaywalking across the road when the traffic light is just beside the gate
22 Secondary 1 and 2 students uses hexagonal tables in class
23 Upper sec guys wearing shorts because their tapered pants got confiscated
24 Upper sec guys wearing an untapered pants over their tapered ones
25 Mr Wong Keng Tong's never-ending talks
26 Feel damn cold whenever the aircon is on, feel damn hot whenever aircon is off
27 We had a billiard table and soccer time at the old canteen (2007)
28 Teachers that were once super fierce to you suddenly become very friendly to you when you go back to visit
29 The time when Zhou Hao blew the vuvuzuela during reading period and apologised infront of the whole school
30 Hearing "this is the final lap" from VP Mr. Ng 108324981093844 times during our O level year
31 Forgetting that school starts at 8.45am on Wednesdays and waking up at the normal time, going "WALAO EH NB KNNCCBBAKSAPOSODNDBZHAJAHSZN!!!"
32 Yi Ren's distinct laughter
33 Ms Wee: POA = Produce Only Aces
34 Plasma screens in the canteen
35 A lot of NAPS people go NAS, a lot of NAS people go TP
36 Met somebody you won't ever wanna forget
37 Mr Fong Peng Siong
38 Hanging out at the corridor everytime when lesson ends
39 Buying drinks/food at temporary canteen after D&T lessons
40 4R2'10 having only 5 girls
41 4R3'10 having only 11 guys
42 Enduring "boomz" school touch-up works during tests, NOISY
43 Mr Chee and his bitchfits
44 4R7 is always the trending in the staff room
45 Cut-off point for Ngee Ann 2 years straight highest in Tampines and Pasir Ris
46 Mr Victor Ong once said "long pants & tapered hair" instead of "long hair & tapered pants"
47 Mdm Yeo going "Ah Boy ah! Faster! Aunty need to lock the door"
48 The boys will always avoid Mr Hazmi/Mr Victor Ong
49 Microsoft school that gives out & uses Apple cuz we are awesum like dat
50 Bringing home the pile of textbooks under your table at the end of the term
51 We love our Prima Deli waffles at TMart
52 Putting our wallets and phones in a bucket during PE lessons
53 Teachers wearing the same tie as us on Mondays
54 English holiday homework will confirm have something to do with making a brochure and/or travelling
55 Near school we've: 2 Mac Donald's, 1 KFC, 1 sushi shop, alot of kopitiams, 5-10 mins walk to TMart, 15 mins bus ride to TM
56 Ms Lavania giving us model SS essays. We memo/copy/paste
57 Mr Paul Wang Qiang is the always super enthu one during sports day staff race
58 Only school who hits town (Ngee Ann City/Takashimaya) during Sec 1 orientation
59 When EPIC Dining and Graduation Day was like the best times we had as a cohort
60 "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, it's 7.40am now, please go up to the hall"
61 Lovely PSGs helped to hang our parents' encouragement notes for display during the O levels
62 A library that probably has higher ratio of laptops than books.
63 Sofa, comfy chairs, couches at the library ftw
64 During night study: "Stress ah. Want go rooftop?"
65 Seeing people get awards you never knew existed during assembly
66 Exam day: 'Eh, today go MPH or ISH ah?'
67 Mrs Lock wears bedroom slippers in the music room
68 When bus 12 arrives, most NASians will skip if it's a single deck bus. If double deck, all chiong ah!
69 Filling the whole 291 with our laughter and talking
70 Wondering how much hair gel Mr. Teo Soon Ann uses everyday
71 Mr Ong, the teacher who is always there to catch you when you are late
72 Our 4 UG groups all GOLD leh
73 School that has air con for graduating classes
74 Seeing Mr. Hazmi nearby and checking your attire to see if there's anything wrong
75 We got cake each to eat on founder's day last year
76 During my Sec 1 orientation, we had an artificial campfire in the school hall
77 That time where Ms Kulyk was promoting Golf CCA and ended up saying Golf CAA
78 We have tapestry every 2 years
79 Cinderella skirts and shorts for student's bottoms that does not conform to school standards
80 Who actually managed to sell to outsiders the National Day NAS magnets?
81 Hearing your teacher complain about the visualiser not working and shouting out the computer pro's name to go help them
82 We have Golf as a CCA
83 We have tons of apple computers for art students
84 Teachers have to mark attendence even though we have the biometric attendence system
85 Everyday after school students will go: "Let's go and have Mc Donald's" and another replies "left or right?"
86 We have 3 uniforms
87 NAS has 1 P, 3 VP and 2 DM
88 We start school at 8.50am every Wednesdays
89 Whenever students are late, we'll plan and settle on a bus number then lie together saying we took the same bus, blaming it on the bus saying it arrives late and the whole group gets let off by our dear OM
90 During temperature taking, the guys will rub the thermometer against their pants and go like "Wah! I got fever leh! Kidding!"
91 Basketball guys always let the Volleyball girls use the ISH
92 We have "Camp Phoenix" and "Camp Eagle"